Friends and romans,
Welcome to a special edition of THE MORBS, coming to you because my last article was very long, and had I followed through on all of my promises from the week before I may have risked not being raucously hilarious the whole way through. Thank goodness we avoided that — read that article here.
The biggest thing missing from my last article was a breakdown of a couple of the data points I’m collecting from my smart scale, along with some more information on why I think they’re more illustrative of my overall health, and the direction I’m headed in, than just my weight.